Twisted holiday lyrics

One of my creative co-workers supplied these lyrics for your entertainment this holiday season. Enjoy!

Sympathy for Santa (or Devil Santa)
m. van vooren
To the tune of Sympathy for the Devil
by Jagger and Richards

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of bells and sleighs
I come round this time every year
Bringing toys so kids can play

I was round when Rudolph
Had his moment of doubt and shame
I made damn sure his nose was lit
Before I let him lead my sleigh

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s troubling you
Is the nature of my game

(back –up singers begin repeating “Ho Ho---Ho Ho”)

I was there when Snoopy
Caught Charlie Brown and the little red haired girl
I told Linus who told Woodstock
Who told Lucy and the feathers flew

So if you meet me have some courtesy
Leave some cookies and some milk
Use all your well-hung mistletoe
Or your presents will number nil!

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s troubling you
Is the nature of my game